"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 07/13/2018 at 00:25 • Filed to: None

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facw > Alfalfa 07/13/2018 at 00:33

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Well Kinja duplicated this post so let’s just add that we were all going to die going down that last river anyway (what sort of wimp pays for a ferry?)

facw > Alfalfa 07/13/2018 at 00:33

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But not before we kill many tons more animals than we can carry!

Alfalfa > facw 07/13/2018 at 00:35

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Shoot a shit ton of buffalo and left them dead in the field.

Just like the real pioneers did.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Alfalfa 07/13/2018 at 00:41

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Caulk and float, homies!

MrDakka > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/13/2018 at 01:03

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Hold my whiskey, imma f ord this bitch

Tristan > Alfalfa 07/13/2018 at 01:10

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Not once did I ever make it to the end in this stupid game. Ironically, I ended up moving to Oregon City about a mile from the “End of the Oregon Trail” museum in real life. Suck it, game.

Alfalfa > Tristan 07/13/2018 at 01:18

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I mastered this game, and could beat it in my sleep. You get the strategy right, and it's easy peazy.

BayAreaMiataBoi > Alfalfa 07/13/2018 at 02:18

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Start early, sacrifice as few as possible, and win. Simple strategy. . .

And h unt while people are sick.